The TAO of Ron Swanson  or How Ron Swanson Inspires Educators “We need to talk” “That has never been true” “I find these kinds of superficial social interactions awkward and uncomfortable. Please stop telling me about your personal life. Now.” “There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that’s lying about being milk.” [forcibly being shown pictures of someone else’s kids] “Are these the expensive pets that talk you made to carry on your…